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Gorilla Glue and Taking Responsibility

Gorilla glue and taking responsibility

If you spray glue on your head that's on you.

If you have been paying attention to important world events, by now you will know that crypto-currency is experiencing a massive boom, people who make memes are terrorists, and a silly American girl sprayed gorilla glue onto her hair.

The gorilla glue girl, or Triple G as I will call her, if you don’t know, decided that in order to make her hair-do more refined and sleek, she would use gorilla glue to achieve the desired look. Gorilla glue, if you don’t know, is more known for its super sticky properties, enabling everyday Joes and Janes to glue materials such as metal, wood, glass, and stone, and regularly used for household repairs and building projects. It has not, and will never, been recommended by hairdressers and barbers as a go to alternative to hairspray, wax, and gel.

But this girl decided to stick her finger up at convention and tell the man “not today daddy” and applied it to her barnet. It was after this that she discovered her hair was now rock hard and found washing out this might adhesive wasn’t going to happen. In her divine wisdom, she showed the results of her stupidity on the internet, a place well known for its forgiveness and support of the mentally un-equipped. 

Predictably, much ridicule and banter followed, and Triple G became a mini-media-sensation. But instead of getting a record deal as is usual, Triple G has instead decided to sue Gorilla Glue. Further ridicule followed, plus support for her actions. One bastion of intelligence tweeted (I know, of-course they did) that people couldn’t make up their minds about wanting to eat the rich because criticising Triple G’s decision to sue was socking it to the man, and Gorilla Glue could afford it.

This, of-course, was a shitty hot take. Gorilla Glue make a good product, Triple G makes bad decisions, and rewarding people for their bad decisions has become so deeply ingrained in western culture, it has almost destroyed it. The whole point about being mad at greedy banking institutions is that they don't play by the same rules we're expected to play by. When our businesses fail, we lose everything, and that's on us. When big banks and hedge funds not only lose their money but the money of entire nations, then they get bailed out. They should be taking responsibility for their failures, and become extinct as a business. Triple G suing Gorilla Glue is not an example of corporations being accountable, they did nothing wrong except respect humanity enough to use their product without being a dick about it.

The culture of not taking responsibility is rampant, and has turned us from free thinking responsible individuals into reckless, dumb, pathetic lambs. Once there was a time that you would take responsibility for our silly actions, consequences are what help us learn to do better, this has been replaced with a sinister cuddle from ambulance chaser legal firms, over-protective peers, and a welfare state that spunks out more money than a bin man who just won the Euro millions. It’s turned us into pathetic little slaves who cannot make any sensible decision without looking to some overlord or grifter to guide us in a terrible direction.

Triple G had to pay the medical bills she amassed from having to get her hair de-glued. Good. You won’t be doing that again will you. In this modern age we find ourself languishing in, we have lost site of the importance of balance. The ying and yang that balances our universe has been kicked to death like an ugly puppy on a Northampton council estate (yes, I am bashing the poor, because I fancy myself as an EU supporting Journalist). Conservatism and Liberalism are both needed in a “sound” society. 

Taking responsibility for your actions is a very good and strong conservative value that we all should take on board. At the same time, the liberal value of helping the less fortunate, such as the disabled, is a very good value, because this is modern society, and some people need help and don’t have any family support. But we have gone way too far in that direction, and somehow all responsibility has been taken away. Except for businesses, they have a responsibility to make sure stupidity and laziness doesn’t find a way to use their products in a harmful way. This is a double standard that cannot be tolerated, litigation cripples business, and small business even more so. In a time when small business is being punished for just existing, this precedent of suing every mother-fucker because of our stupidity has to be called out. We all must take responsibility.

You could argue that Triple G is mentally deficient, and therefore has a disability and must be protected by society, she does not know any better. If that’s the case, then all of us should have a special needs-short bus with flavoured windows transporting us to every destination, including our own bathroom. Nonsense. Too often people are rewarded by the state and muddy-coddling laws for being dumb and irresponsible, and we all stand around scratching our balls and lady caves wondering how the hell have people become so stupid and inept. 

I had a discussion with an American the other night, and we both found ourselves meeting at a strong bridge of consciousness. As we are both residing in a country with far less rules and regulations, no free healthcare (as in, none, if you don’t have money, you will be left to die), and no such thing as a high street ambulance chasing firms, it was mutually agreed that there is a significant price for freedom, one that both our countrymen didn’t seem to really understand anymore. In countries such Vietnam, my covid-19 haven for the past year, you can find a family of four riding around on a small moped, with babies sleeping in the foot well, with a wardrobe and six canisters of butane strapped to the back. They can do that, they are free to do so, but if it all goes wrong, and it can horrifically wrong, who they blame? No-one, it’s on them, a baby smashed to pieces and set ablaze in the street is the fault of the parents, because they chose to drive around like that. 

There are no handouts here, there are no safety nets, there are less rules. It’s freedom, and it comes at a price, just like responsibility. You don’t get to pick and choose when to be responsible. If you kill someone when you’re drunk, and would not normally commit an act that leads to someones death, you’re still going down. You are responsible for how much you drink, if you sue a bar because they let you drink so much that you killed someone, with all due respect, fuck yourself.

Triple G sprayed glue on her head, heavy duty industrial strength glue. There are labels on glue telling you not what to do, but this idiot princess decides to sue them anyway. Maybe she should also sue her school and the education department for not educating her correctly enough to function as an adult in society. Where does it really end. It ends with people taking responsibility, that’s how you don’t become a slave. We aloud too many people to shirk responsibility and get rewarded for it, from having babies, to being lazy to work, to walking into a hole in the street on purpose because there wasn’t a sign for your stupid face telling you about the hole you saw, and getting paid big for it.

Suing culture is a very American, it’s been one of the worse imports from the great nation and they can have it back. When I was run over as a child, the man who did so was very wealthy. We didn’t sue him, it wasn’t the done thing. I could have been rewarded handsomely, but even though he was driving too fast, I wasn’t paying attention. I was definitely worse off, and all he did was reach out later and ask if I’d like to take a trip in his plane. I declined, I’d seen his driving. He should have been punished a bit more, but I was punished for not paying attention, and in life you can’t spend everyday being led by the hand. I learned to stop, look, and listen, and funny enough I haven’t been run over since. I doubt this will be G’s last act of stupidity, and I also doubt she will learn any lesson, because that’s the culture we aloud to prosper. 

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The New Terrorist Bogeymen Are The Far Right White Supremacists

The New Terrorist Bogeymen Are The Far Right White Supremacists

January 6th is the new September 11th, make no mistake about that. When the history books talk about this “dark day” and tell you how white supremacist terror cells “organised” an assault on the American capitol and committed atrocities against the foundations of democracy, remember that it was actually a rag-tag collective of very bored and frustrated outsiders lead by a man dressed as some modern-day equivalent of a Hun.

For years they have been dropping seeds into the public conscious, prepping us all for the day they get gifted the right opportunity to turn the war on terror 180, and finally make us not only suspicious and afraid of very small minority groups like Muslims (in the Western world that is) but now to be suspicious and afraid of the ethnic majority groups, or anyone who is labelled “white” (you can be internally white now, like a secret Muslim).

Every person is capable of wrong-speak, all the correct trigger words and signs have been collected and drilled into your scattered brain; Pepe the frog, the ok sign, far right, nazi, white supremacist, all lives matter, red-pilled, Qanon, Proud boys, alt right. The realms of possibility are now endless, domestic white terrorists are all around us, they’re small business owners, they like patriotism, they like reduced immigration, they are populists, brexiteers, they call people snowflakes and talk about post-modernist woke agendas. They are Al Qaeda and ISIS, Milo is Jihadi John and Donald Trump is Osama Bin Laden. 

Just like when they put pressure on social media platforms, banks, businesses, investment funds, hosting servers, to clamp down on allowing Islamic terrorists to spread their message and funnel their donations from sympathisers, they have done the same to Trump himself already. Qanon and the Proud Boys are already lined up to be terrorist organisations, despite the ridiculous nature of their activities, they are now so terrifying that even mentioning their name will have eyebrows raising and reports being made to relevant authorities. This has been in the works for ages, I warned everyone, I saw it coming, and here it is.

As tongue in cheek as this piece of writing may seem, it’s depressing in it’s seriousness, this is happening, and you won’t even realise in two years that it’s ridiculous, because the mythical monsters the media and governing establishments have created will have plot after plot “foiled”, and every conceivable attack will now be attributed to them, no matter how small or insignificant.

The terrorists did not go away, they shape shifted into different forms, it’s ideology, but not religious this time, though most people labelled far right and so on are likely to be church going people, or at least people who write “thoughts and prayers” in their social media posts. You already know who they are, because the establishment and their useful idiot army will be screaming online and pointing fingers towards them. And don’t get it twisted, the violence will escalate, and they will say “I told you sos, this is the biggest threat to all of us.” It’s terribly convenient, and it’s orchestration is despicably well crafted.

We have a very unique set of circumstances on our hands that will play a delicious part in this ludicrous narrative (though it’s not so ludicrous, because it is happening, if you don’t think it is, enjoy Guantanamo).

At present there are vast numbers of people locked in their homes, many of them small business owners, financially devastated by Covid-19,. These people support the bad orange man, and are skeptical of lockdowns, skeptical of the election, and have been silenced and deplatformed because they share dangerous information and have views that are in need of re-education. These people have been silenced, bankrupted, and feel cheated, they have little else going for them, nothing to lose, and plenty of them are armed. The potential for violence is highly likely, and inevitable. These acts, whether protests that turn to riots or out-right attacks will be examples of terrorism, and the problem will grow and grow, the narrative increasing in it’s strength.

The sickest joke in my lifetime has played out before my very eyes, and I cannot quite believe we are now seeing it’s fruits ripened and picked from the tree. After 9/11 many new laws, like the Patriot act, were put in place to combat Islamic extremism, people warned us this was a terrible idea and a very slippery slope, those that condoned it said it was for their own good and made such bonkers statements as “if you’re not doing anything wrong, what you got to worry about?”.

Many of those very people will now be on a watch list, why? Because the fear machine kept ramping up the hysteria about Islamic terrorism, we begged for more measures, we didn’t care what liberties we gave away, we were becoming more scared and needed more protection. In turn anti-Islamic sentiment grew, and those that it affected would later be labeled Islamophobes, and now they have become the so called “far right”.

Somehow, the establishment managed to create one terrorist bogeyman which would create a new terrorist bogeyman to replace it. They didn’t miss a trick or opportunity, and 2018, when I really started paying close attention, they made the big move. The year before they told us there were tens of thousands of Jihadis on their watch, all waiting to strike, and they didn’t have the manpower or resources to combat it, and terror attacks were happening left, right, and centre. Then barely a year later, these terrorists had magically disappeared and it was the far right that was now the biggest threat.

I didn’t get how they could pull that off, there were and still aren’t any major figures or organisations that can be pointed to and labelled as the white supremacist version of ISIS. There were a few sporadic lone lunatic attacks, such as in Christchurch, but these didn’t spark the imagination or the collective fear needed to give up more of our rights.

I was naive I suppose, because Trump supporters and populists and their various factions were the new ISIS. I didn’t realise that we had become so sanitised and pampered that we didn’t need a 9/11 scale attack to back any new authoritarian invasion on our liberties. January 6th has been enough, and it was at the perfect time, as the establishment had already seen how easily they could lock people in their own homes and crush their livelihoods over the fear of the bat flu, this event was perfect timing. One thing you must admire and understand is that they are very well prepared and patient, when the opportunity comes, they have everything in place to act quickly, and without mercy. 

If you read, listen or watch my material, you will know that I repeat these things often, and I will continue to do so. That’s because I know how they have done it, so to counter their lunacy, I must do it too. And so should you. The only way to cement the truth in people’s minds is to keep saying the same message, that’s how they dumbed down your friends, and possibly you. You must also be responsible and sensible, and not be seduced by the childish desire to buy into lunatic conspiracy theories, this is how you lose.

The establishment is not the illuminati, they didn’t do any red flag operations, they didn’t do 9/11, Q is just a letter, and Antifa are just a lose collective or losers. These events aren’t planned, they are prepared for and anticipated, the best thing you can do is learn from their discipline and know you too must be skilled and prepared for the opportunity that comes your way (I can do Gary V content when I want).

There are plenty of people who will believe 9/11 is an inside job but also believe that this current situation is valid, and the many variables of people who condemned Muslim persecution but are fine with the persecution of Trumpers and Brexiteers. Remind them that this has been playing out right in front of them, and if they don’t get it, tell them to make the most of their trip to Guantanamo or Belmarsh, because the hardline right wingers who supported everything Bush did are now finally finding it biting them on the arse. Everyones time comes.

It’s not just me who’s been saying this, Glen Greenwald sees it exactly as it is, so does Michael Malice, two very different people ideologically, but two people who understand the script that’s being dramatised. It makes me feel better, because it seemed like surely I couldn’t be the most informed and awake person on planet earth (we’d all be doomed if that was the case). 

All hail the new age of terrorism, where you too can be labelled a potential suicide bomber (and if you’re Muslim, welcome to a well deserved break).

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Some Content Creators Are More Equal Than Others

Some Content Creators Are More Equal Than Others

I’m always aware of the glaringly obvious double standards perpetuated by legacy media, certain political figures, and the left wing political cult members on Twitter. They never seem to be self-aware enough that, to the more informed members of planet earth, their ridiculous habit of chopping and changing their position on all kinds of issues is so painfully obvious that they have become a tedious unfunny and played out joke. I think they are so oblivious to how we can see them base any moral conclusion merely on if they life the people or not. Much like a well man-scaped musical theatre aficionado in a sparkly crop top with matching pink cowboy hat at a straight-pride rally, they are in a-most transparent closet.

At the tail-end of 2020, YouTube, a company often lambasted for its flip-flopping on standards, were once again accused of showing ridiculous double standards. Belle Delphine, a young lady whose career is built off of fleecing young boys who want to drink used bath water, was terminated from YouTube due to one music video creation of hers. An entire back-catalogue of filth was erased forever, with her ability to continue to earn on the platform obliterated. In this music video, the bastion of entertainment was showing off and bouncing her batty consistently, and a lot of the times covered in various colours of paint. 

Though this kind of content would certainly be demonitized and age restricted, the face that it got her completely deplatformed was a little harsh. Many of her contemporaries cried out about double standards, because YouTube is awash with far more raunchy music videos, featuring far more battys, bouncing far more frequently. The music video that inspired Belle’s creation, Tekashi 6ix9ine’s “Gooba”, is even more obscene and features an abundance of batty’s covered in paint, that any young boy would happily bust his venom spitter to. In fact, every new video released by 6ix9ine since his release from prison has been a marvellous colourful filth-fest. Some pointed out that another dirty music video, the worldwide his “WAP” by Megan Dee Stallion and Cardi B, was number one on the trending page, and was rightfully pointed out to be proper naughty. You would have no problem finding raunchy videos on YouTube, as this has become somewhat the only standard in modern hip-hop music video production. 

Not only are these music videos promoted by the platform and have never been removed due to any complaint from human nor google-bot, these videos aren’t even age restricted. This means anyone from any age group can click on them and find their mind blown away by the power of big batty’s bouncing on screen. When people call out the double standard they are missing a very important point: there’s one rule for them and another for you. Over the last few years it’s become popular to make comparisons with George Orwell’s “1984”. People love pointing out that the banning of terms, re-imagining of language, and the passing of bonkers new laws are like something straight out of that book. I think they’ve been referencing the wrong book, because on a daily basis I see examples that are straight out of “Animal Farm”, in particular the mantra adopted by the horrid pigs who rule animal farm, “all animals are created equal, but some are more equal than others.” 

YouTube, like many other large influential online platforms, have been on the receiving end of legacy media hit pieces for years. YouTube have constantly had to play catch up with what legacy media deem to be acceptable or deplorable, it’s been a non-stop campaign to smear and cripple the website that is taking away the audience that they believe belongs only to them. In turn, YouTube have played ball each time, reducing the capabilities of many creators, and outright deplatforming many others.

Now YouTube trending and recommendations are stuffed with corporate media and the whores whose faces represent them, the legacy media club have done everything they can to become the number one content on the platform. The music industry is very much part of the legacy media corporate landscape; it’s a notoriously monopolised industry, with about 12% of it made up of independent record labels, and the other 88% owned by only four record labels. And these big four labels are owned by other massive media corporations, like Universal and Warner Bros, and in turn these massive corporations are owned by mega corporations. YouTube themselves are owned by Google, who are owned by Alphabet. This is the elite club, and though YouTube are members now, they aren’t exactly welcome with open arms, but they’re in the club none-the-less and they have to do as they are told.

These music artists who can release whatever saucy music video content they like with impunity are properties of the club, and the club has their own rules, and you have, a mere schlub, have to follow the rules they tell you to follow, which consistently change on an almost daily basis. You are not in the club, therefore you don’t get to talk about, show, or do the things that the club members and their pawns can. They can show nudity, they can show violence, they can discuss homosexuality and crimes of rape without ever having to worry about that dollar sign turning red and one day logging into an account that’s about to be terminated. This is one example of many of how there is a club with their own rules, and to say they have double standards misses the point, only you can have double standards, their standard is doing as they please. 

You might be a content creator with not much personality nor talent, but possess a fantastic batty, and decide to make Primark haul videos on your channel, with a focus on thongs and g-strings and clap your flabby booty cheeks into the camera for purpose of a “booty clap” rating system. This is just filth, and I would have no issue with it, but they will bounce you out the door faster than the Bangladeshi sweat shop walls implode on its child slaves that produced those Primark booty shorts.

They would say it’s because not art, unlike the “Anaconda” music video by Nicki Minaj, and they are fully aware that “Anaconda” is righteous trash, bubblegum pop rap that brings nothing but misery to its listeners. That music video is being played with the sound off, because no-one cares for that tune, they do care about the big domes of meat that Nicki sits on day after day, that makes them happy. It holds about as much artistic integrity as your “booty clap-o-meter” but you aren’t owned by Universal music group, and therefore, you have broken the terms of service, terms of service Nicki’s investors never had to sign. 

This is how it is, and they all know this, and it’s time people stopped playing themselves and acknowledge that there is a pecking order, and they are at the bottom. The only energy you should be applying is how to make a change, and this doesn’t involve changing them and their industry, it involves making something else. But if you do want to make your Primark g-strong haul soft-core porn, there is Only Fans, and no-one’s cancelling Only Fans.

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Many People Like and Condone Violence

Many people like and condone violence

Violence is a funny old pass time, it’s as equally detested as it is enjoyed. The rhetoric spouted by establishment media over the last year has been to make noise, get your voice heard, show them all how mad you are. Some of these Bozo’s have repeatedly made the case that protests aren’t supposed to be peaceful, but perhaps these people don’t differentiate between what constitutes a riot and a protest. 

There’s always been excuse making for when things turn “ugly”, because the young are frustrated and mad, yes this is true, they love breaking stuff, but it’s only supported when those who like to regulate opinion agree with their cause. The storming of the Capitol building was one such incident they didn’t like, mainly because it was done in support of their biggest bogeyman. The violence is unacceptable they said, name and shame those involved, have them locked up immediately they cried. The censorship and cancelling spree that followed was unsurprising, this is how it always goes down, they don’t need too many excuses to silence those they disagree with. 

With all that said, I’m not interested in these double standards right now, what I’m curious about is this disdain for violence. People fucking love violence. The majority enjoy watching one form or another, and a smaller majority love engaging in it, and then a small minority love instigating it (but never would engage in such a thing, that’s for animals). We love violent video games, we love action movies, we love boxing and martial arts spectacles, we love gathering round a drunken brawl outside a kebab house on a Saturday night. We just fucking love it. And for those of us who avoid violence consistently, like myself, we still enjoy fantasising about knocking some cunt the fuck out. 

Football firms, or hooligans to those of you with a delusions of behavioural superiority, love fighting. They love it more than they hate other football teams and their supporters. Turning the other cheek isn’t an option, it’s not part of culture, unless the cheek is being turned so you can bang it into next Christmas. Football firms have been condemned and persecuted since I can remember, but the fact is most of them are only punching other people who love punching. To say that this kind of behaviour has no place in our modern society is ridiculous, people fight all the time, and those who are constrained by the values of civil society don’t half love breaking free and smashing people and things up once they have “the legitimate excuse”. 

Nature itself is violent, it’s cruel and unforgiving, a lion looks majestic and we all cry when a mean old hunter shoots one dead and poses with its corpse on Instagram, but that fucking lion would tear up a toddler without a second thought. The popular theory about the creation of the universe is the big bang, and nothing screams violent terror more than a big old bang. 

I just realised something, and that is I said I wouldn’t be going into the double standards because I realise that that’s a vital point. Back in the naughties I can remember the so called epidemic of gun and knife violence amongst young black boys, and how this was a huge issue that needed to be resolved. Politicians and the media would, and still do, condemn this epidemic and talk about how cheap life had become. But when a situation such as a dispute between angry young men is resolved with the simplicity of execution, how do you expect them to interoperate such a message of condemnation from people who consistently justify state sponsored violence.

There’s always war in the streets, war that has been criminalised by the state, but in the modern age when we’re so use to being exposed to the constant violence carried out at the request of politicians and the media, two groups who would never engage in such things themselves, how can you tell people what they do is wrong and what you advocate for is justified? 

If someone bangs your girlfriend, do you not have the right to seek justice the same as if a man blows up a building in your city? There’s no law against banging another mans girlfriend, but more people in society, I would argue, would have sympathy for a man who killed another man over such an offence than they would have for a drone pilot who blows up a wedding.

I know this kind of talk sounds like the what-about-isms vomited out by clueless keyboard activist types, but that misses the point. Most people have a simpler view of the world, and therefore become very confused and enraged by the double standards of those who tell them how they should behave. Violence isn’t a dirty word, same as hate, but it’s called dirty when it’s not done by order of the establishment, and that’s why there’s such a huge disconnect. These Bozo’s get to pick and choose what violence is ok, whilst the rest of us, the poor schlubs of society, have no say in the matter. Soldiers and the Police apparently commit some kind of civilised violence, whilst Gaz and Leyton brawling outside Kebab Magic on a piss stinking high street are thugs and in need of re-education. 

As simplified as this all is, and this is written from head to page without filter, it’s another example of one rule for us and another for you. Because you can get jail time for inciting a riot on social media, many have, but when a media organisation or politician rallies for military intervention in a foreign land, they get promotions and highly paid speaking gigs without having to answer to their crimes of inciting the brutalisation of millions of people. I say let’s have no more of that now, these double standards are played out. Just admit you love the violence and drama as much as any member of the 6:57 crew. You have more blood on your hands than any Q Anon supporter on Parler.

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Charlie Hebdo: How Extremism Won and Free Speech Died

Charlie Hebdo: How Extremism Won and Free Speech Died

Since the attacks in Paris in 2015, Islamic terrorism has faded away and been replaced by a beige imitation that seeks to silence anything it deems offensive. These extremists have been given license to bully and spread bigotry by double standards and hate speech laws that were only created because of fear and the desire for an easy life.

It wouldn’t be too hyperbolic to say that if those cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammed had been created in 2020, the victims of the Charlie Hebdo massacre may have been spared because a tamer and more vocal mob would have had them cancelled and thrown in prison. The half-hearted virtue signals of “Je Suis Charlie” would be replaced with “interdire Charlie”, and The Guardian would clap along and cheer. 

 Reflecting on the events of January 7th 2015 and how everything has changed since then, it reminds me of events that happened 10 years prior that involved two stage productions offending religious fanatics, and how it lead to a change of law that became detrimental to our fight against extremism. 

 On the 8th of January 2005, The BBC aired a televised recording of the popular British satirical musical Jerry Springer: The Opera. Jerry Springer: The Opera was a lewd, irreverent, and very offensive show that was infamous for depicting Jesus Christ as a nappy wearing homosexual, and featured a tap dance number carried out by the KKK. 

Following the broadcast, the BBC was flooded with over 55,000 complaints from mostly outraged Christian viewers (or non-viewers is often the). This was followed by protests outside BBC buildings by angry Christian groups, spearheaded by the hard-line religious organisation Christian Voice. 

During the protest outside BBC buildings in London, Stephen Green, the national spokesman for Christian Voice stated: 

“if this show portrayed Mohammed or Vishnu as homosexual, ridiculous and ineffectual, it would never have seen the light of day”. 

Another protestor, Imran Joseph, told the BBC “there should be freedom of speech, but there should never be freedom for desecration”. Mr. Joseph went on to say that the BBC should have canceled the broadcast in the face of such “an intense volume of criticism”. 


Jerry Springer: The Opera

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Stephen Green

Mr. Green and Mr. Joseph did seem to have a point, as the BBC’s decision to broadcast Jerry Springer: The Opera had been closely preceded by another stage production that caused outrage, but this time amongst the Sikh community. 

On the 18th December 2004, the opening night of “Behzti”, a play by British Sikh playwright Gupreet Kaur Bhatti, was met by angry protests outside the Birmingham Repertory Theatre. The protests had been organised by local Sikh leaders outraged by the play's scenes of rape, physical abuse, and murder taking place inside a Gurdwara (Sikh temple). 

The protests lead to clashes with Police, leading to the arrest of three protestors, which in today’s climate may qualify for “mostly peaceful” protest status. Following the incident, on the 20th December 2004, an emergency meeting between the theatre management, members of the local Sikh community, West Midlands Police and the Commission for Racial Equality was held. The conclusion? The Theatre decided to cancel “Bezhti”.  

 Where-as it took only three days for Behzti to get canceled, it would take Jerry Springer: The Opera eight months; sort of. When the musical hit the road for its first national tour, many shows were met by protests headed by Christian Voice, who were backed and often accompanied by the BNP, up and down the country. In August of 2005, the UK Arts Council refused an application to fund a nationwide tour of Jerry Springer: The Opera, claiming they had refused funding as they considered the show to be “too commercial”. 

John Thoday, the show's producer, disputed this reason saying that the council had given in to pressure from the protestors. In an interview with the Independent newspaper, Thoday said “I feel like we are the only people standing up for freedom of speech in the arts community. I feel incredibly disappointed that while they see freedom of speech as a good thing, they are not prepared to support it”. After a successful 8 month run at the National Theatre that had generated £1.8 million in revenue, many venues that had agreed to put on the musical during the tour decided to pull out. Christian Voice’s protests seemed to have gotten the results they wanted, and Thoday’s belief that the council had succumbed to mounting pressure from protestors appeared to be valid. 

However, Christian Voice weren’t completely satisfied and would go on to try and have John Thoday and Mark Thompson, the then director-general of the BBC, criminally prosecuted for blasphemy in the High Court. Unfortunately for Christian Voice, in December 2007 the UK high court would go on to rule that Jerry Springer: The Opera was not blasphemous. Lord Justice Hughes and Mr. Justice Collins said in their ruling, “as a whole [Jerry Springer: The Opera] was not and could not reasonably be regarded as aimed at, or an attack on, Christianity or what Christians held sacred.” Christian Voice had not got exactly what they wanted, but a precedent had certainly been set, one which was now backed up by law.

Whether Jerry Springer: The Opera was well and truly canceled due to pressure from Christian Voice or not does not really matter as these incidents would play a role in the passing of new legislation to outlaw “incitement to religious hatred”. This legislation was a reflection of the changing times in a fearful post 9/11 world, a world where more and more people would find themselves forced to tread more and more lightly.

During the Edinburgh fringe festival in August 2005, many comedians fought back against this, one of these being Stewart Lee of-course, who said, “I have tried to write the most indefensibly blasphemous show there could possibly be.” This, I would argue, was the right attitude, but pushing back harder can lead to an even fiercer counter-attack. 

The passing of religious hatred laws in 2005 was the beginning of a 10 year slide towards what I believe is the end (or the possible end, depending on how you see it). Things were very different in the 2000’s, it was the decade of offensive comedy, mean-spirited reality shows, and gross-out entertainment. It was perhaps inevitable that the pendulum would swing hard in the opposite direction. But the 2000’s was also a decade that saw the rise of fear and paranoia because of Islamic extremism, perpetuated by the fear-loving media. It was a decade that saw the rise of paranoia and distrust between Muslim and non-muslim, it was also the the decade that I would argue helped the rise of double standards and the empowerment of extremist cowards that are common place today. 

  Though Jerry Springer: The Opera and Behzti share the similarities of, in one way or another, making criticisms of organised religion, you could argue that the outrage over Jerry Springer: The Opera was more justified. Jerry Springer: The Opera’s co-writer Stewart Lee openly told The Independent in September 2004, “one would like to think that comedy could incite religious hatred. That would be great.” If every judgment is based upon the intent of a creator, then the outrage over Jerry Springer: The Opera was justified and was what its creators wanted. 

However, the intent behind Behzti is very different. In an article penned for the Guardian, Gupreet Kaur Bhatti wrote “religion and art have collided for centuries, and will carry on doing battle long after my play and I are forgotten. The tension between who I am, a British-born Sikh woman, and what I do, which is write drama, is at the heart of the matter. These questions of how differences in perspective and belief are negotiated in Britain today will, I hope, continue to bring about a lively and vital debate.” 

picture of a man and woman in a scene from the play Bezhti

A scene from Bezhti

The writers' intentions are very different, but the outcomes were the same: they got canceled. Well as I mentioned before, sort of, because the true intentions of why Jerry Springer: The Opera was not funded by the Arts Council is based on opinion and not concrete facts. Plus there have been many new productions of Jerry Springer: The Opera since those controversial days of 2005, where-as Bezhti was canceled for good and Bhatti would not put on a new production until ten years later. 

Christian Voice seemed to be talking nonsense at the time with their eye-rolling statement about other groups outrage being taken more seriously than others. But as the incident in Birmingham showed, some groups are definitely considered to be more dangerous than others by the authorities, and therefore the laws to stop religious hatred aren’t based on the empathy of one groups feelings and beliefs, but are actually based on the consistent desire for the authorities to maintain peace and order. The events in Paris 10 years later show that they perhaps have a good, if somewhat prejudice point.

If there was ever an incident that could be labeled “When Cancel Culture Goes Too Far”, it would be the Charlie Hebdo massacre of 2015. 

During the late morning of the 7th January 2015, almost bang on 10 years after the broadcast of Jerry Springer: The Opera, the Kouachi brothers, Islamic extremists who identified themselves as members of Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, forced their way into the offices of the French satirical weekly newspaper Charlie Hebdo in Paris and murdered 12 people, plus injuring another 11. 

The brother's reason? In short, the newspaper had published cartoons of Muhammad, and the Kouachi brothers were very offended.

This was not the first time Charlie Hebdo’s brand of satirical humour had gotten them into a spot of bother. In 2011 their website was hacked and their offices were firebombed due to the newspaper featuring a cartoon of Muhammad on its cover. And back in 2006, Charlie Hebdo had been put on trial under anti-racism laws for reprinting the notorious Danish cartoons depicting Muhammad with a bomb strapped to his head that caused so much outrage in September 2005. 

the infamous Charlie Hebdo cover
four pregnant women in burkhas cartoon by Charlie Hebdo

Charlie Hebdo were use to backlashes from the outrage they caused, but up until that point, no-one had been murdered. The world condemned the attacks, and many would defend Charlie Hebdo’s right to freedom of speech, including two media outlets that you might not expect through the modern lens. 

A piece written for the Guardian by Jodie Ginsberg defended Charlie Hebdo’s “right to offend”. “If one good thing had come out of the horrors of Paris, it was a renewed interest in debating the value of free speech. I find the portrayal of women in much of the British Media offensive. These things make me angry. But the fact that I find them offensive or anger-inducing cannot, and should never, be used as an excuse for shutting down their speech what protects peoples rights to say things I find objectionable is precisely what protects my right to object.”

 Ginsberg would go on to point out that the threat of murder to silence any of those with whom we disagree is something that cannot be allowed to happen. The lady was correct, but just five years later, you couldn’t even dare to imagine The Guardian publishing anything that contains such dangerous thinking.

Another article published by Vox of all places, defended Charlie Hebdo’s “racist cartoons”. Writing for Vox, Max Fisher stated, “some argue that any questioning of Charlie Hebdo’s cartoons implies sympathy with the terrorists or is tantamount to criticism of free speech itself, but this is a fallacy. We, as a society, have all agreed that there can never be any justification for such an attack and free speech is an irreducible value.” Max Fisher goes on to question whether the cartoons were racist, but at no point condones the shutting down of Charlie Hebdo’s speech. 

Many at the time held the same attitude, that the Charlie Hebdo cartoons could be considered religiously offensive or even racist, but were in agreement that we should support Charlie Hebdo’s freedom of expression.

But for some, the staff at Charlie Hebdo had gotten what was coming to them. When Charlie Hebdo were honoured at the PEN American Centre gala, PEN being a literary and human rights organisation, a group of writers “virtuously” withdrew from the gala in protest. 

The writers were upset by Charlie Hebdo’s portrayal of Muslims and “the disenfranchised”. The writer Francine Prose said she was in favour of freedom of speech but the award would show “admiration and respect” for the work of Charlie Hebdo, thus condoning art that people find offensive. She does have a point, from what I heard, Paul Golding (leader of Britain First) finds the architecture of British mosques to be out-right offensive, and therefore they should never receive a grade I listing from the Historic Buildings and Monuments Commission for England.

Following the attack, the whole world would change their social media profile pictures to incorporate the Tricolour colours of the French flag and would write in their posts and bios the phrase “Je Suis Charlie”. This, it could be argued, was peal online virtue signaling, as it did not carry any weight. Many news outlets, particularly in the US, were criticised for not displaying the cartoons themselves whilst gushing sympathy for the victims and regurgitating the message that we must not let terror win. 

One big critic of this virtue signalling was Kim R. Holmes, the executive vice president for the defence and foreign policy think tank The Heritage Foundation. In a blog post on their website he called out the media’s “double standards”.

 “Some of the very same people outraged by the violence committed against Charlie Hebdo are all too happy to limit freedom of speech and inquiry on America’s campuses. Universities routinely use speech codes to limit what can be expressed on campus… It’s bad enough on America’s campuses, but illiberal shaming rituals of intolerance are coming to the workplace too”. Hi from the future Kim, it’s already in the workplace now…

Holmes continued to comment that the double standard is actually a core principle of the left ideology. “In their minds, to be inconsistent is absolutely necessary to be consistent, just as it is necessary to be intolerant of certain points of view supposedly to be tolerant… when an Islamist terrorist beheads or blows up an ideological ally such as Charlie Hebdo, they have a problem. Luckily, the problem only lasts until the first mosque is attacked by some un-hinged right-winger. Then it’s back to defending Muslims from ‘islamophobes’, often making the ridiculous charge that Islamophobia is a species of racism. They have difficulty keeping their enemies straight because their ethics are situational. It depends on how a particular situation fits into the broader ideological war on Christianity, Judaism, and Western culture”.

The double standard displayed by the media has continued to grow since 2015, a perfect example would be how they’ve reacted to the elections of 2016 and 2020. According to them, the 2016 election result was due to Russian interference and collusion, then roll on to 2020 and getting the president they preferred, any talk of election rigging has been dismissed as delusional right-wing conspiracy theories. 

This double standard isn’t just because they must maintain their ideological allegiances, it’s also because some groups aren’t as scary as others. 

Instead of standing up to all bullies, they choose to tread cautiously around the ones who pose a real threat. Hard line Christians picketing outside your offices aren’t too scary, but hard line fanatics who have no issue with killing every member of staff in the building are a little more spicy. They can support Charlie Hebdo’s right to say what they want, but you must be crazy if you think they’ll show the cartoons, they’ve got shareholders and advertisers, and a mass shooting inside the workplace tends to slow down productivity. 

picture of the Charlie Hebdo cover imposed over the CNN headquarters sign

In some ways this reaction, in particular by CNN, was a major contributor to the rise of a man who didn’t care too much for people’s feelings, so much so that it made him leader of the free world. Trump said the things that people were now all too terrified to say, he didn’t care about public shaming rituals or upsetting an Imam or two, and to a public that had seen so much cowardice from powerful institutions following Charlie Hebdo, and a public who were becoming more afraid themselves, this man was like a big, hard, older brother defending them at the school gates.

The Charlie Hebdo attacks happened during the last period of what I would say was the age of Islamic fear that was kicked off by the 9/11 attacks in 2001. In 2015 Isis had replaced Al Qaeda as the focus of fear, and Isis were far more terrifying. The Isis era was dominated by startling terror attacks.

 During the period between 2014 and the end of 2017, terror attacks across Europe seemed like they were occurring on an almost weekly basis. It wasn’t just the volume of attacks that scared us all, it was the variety of methods used and targets that really kept us on our toes. 

France experienced some of the most horrific and sensational attacks. Charlie Hebdo was followed by the blood bath of Paris in November, where 130 people were murdered in co-ordinated gun and bomb attacks across three different locations. This would be followed by the murder of 86 people in Nice by a Tunisian man who drove a truck into a crowd of people celebrating Bastille Day.

In 2016 attacks flourished across the rest of Europe. Suicide bombers would kill 33 (plus the 3 attackers themselves) in Brussels and Zaventem, Belgium. Another truck attack would close the year of 2016 in Berlin, which killed 12. 

 Then in 2017, it was the UK who would experience a spike in attacks, starting with the car attack at Westminster bridge where a 52-year-old Muslim convert ploughed his car into pedestrians, killing 4 before fatally stabbing a police officer. Two months later in April, 22 people were killed and another 512 were injured in a bomb attack at the Ariana Grande concert in Manchester. This would be closely followed by the London Bridge attacks in June, where 8 people were brutally stabbed and slashed by 3 men before they were shot dead by armed police. 

Then in September, a bomb would be detonated on a District Line train in London, luckily this only lead to 30 injuries and 0 deaths, mainly due to incompetent bomb-making skills. The incidents listed are just the most extreme and horrific ‘highlights’ of that period. 

What these incidents demonstrate is not that Islamist fanatics were committing such atrocities because they were offended, but that we have been through a significant period of constant fear, where we know that almost anything can ignite acts of terror. Our political leaders, security forces, and police have consistently demonstrated that they would rather have a peaceful and subdued environment than a lively and passionate environment full of debate. The laws they have passed since 9/11 have demonstrated this to be the case.

 Take this example from March 2018, when right-wing journalist Lauren Southern was denied entry into the UK. Southern said that she was given a notice of refusal of entry because she distributed racist materials. The document given to Lauren Southern said her acts “represents a threat to the fundamental interests of society and to the public policy of the United Kingdom.” This charge was in reference to a social experiment conducted in Luton, a hotbed for Islamic tensions, that involved passing around a fake “LGBT for Islam” poster saying “Allah is Gay, Allah is Trans, Allah is Lesbian, Allah is Intersex, Allah is Feminist, Allah is Queer, Allah is All of Us.” 

This was apparently in response to a Vice article asking whether Jesus was gay, and Lauren Southern's aim was to show how Muslims would react to similar claims made about Allah. In fact, Southern had been forced to take down the posters by Police as it was for her own safety, this can demonstrate the theory that the Police are more concerned with the reactions of one group as opposed to them caring about people's feelings being hurt.

 An article exploring the idea of whether Jesus could have been gay is very different to a musical depicting Jesus as a gay imbecile in a nappy, but the point is the same, there does appear to be a double standard when it comes to what is deemed to be religious hatred. 

picture of Jesus in the style of the rainbow flag

Jesus was depicted as gay by Vice, not to cause offence, but because Vice ran out of ideas in 2014

You will often hear the claim that satire should always be punching up and never down, I don’t know who came up with this rule and whether this should be followed or not, but I do see that this rule is not always applied equally. This was a criticism of Charlie Hebdo, that they were always attacking a supposedly oppressed and impoverished group, Muslims, and that was unacceptable. Charlie Hebdo would always refute this by claiming it was the religion they were poking fun at, and religion made up of over a billion people is not exactly a powerless minority. 

Also worth noting is that Islam is not the religion of the poor as it is often proclaimed to be, some of the richest men and nations on earth are Muslim, even Bin Laden himself was the son of very wealthy parents. It appears though, that when criticisms are made of, say, Catholics, they are fair game because the critics and satirists are punching up at the rich and powerful Catholic Church. Followers of any religion will be offended by criticisms and jokes made about their beliefs, how can they not be? It’s either all religious hatred or it’s not, you do not get to pick and choose who is fair game and who should be protected at all costs, but those kinds of rules do not apply to those who have double standards. And those double standards, I would strongly argue, are applied because of fear and the lust for power.

 The double standards, I believe, are not just some ideological trope that is synonymous with left-wing thought, it is something that has been allowed to flourish within our culture because of fear. We currently have a rampant cancel culture, that to be fair is not completely exclusive to the left, where everyone is very quick to point fingers at others for the offence they cause certain groups. 

Often the outraged mob are not even from that group and are outraged on their behalf. This may seem to be noble and many argue that this comes from a good place, but I disagree. This mob mentality looks more like deflection rather than empathy, and this deflection is fuelled by the culture of fear we have developed in the post 9/11 world. Having spent almost twenty years enduring the fear of the threat of Islamic terrorism, and the visceral rise of Isis, these people, like many of us, have been subjected to an almost daily bombardment of fear from the media, government, and social media. 

Seeing a world where just drawing a crude picture of a prophet can lead to your brutal demise can have quite the effect. These people are mainly those who pretend they care about the feelings and beliefs of Muslims, and any similarly vocal groups, not because of empathy, but because of fear. They don’t want to be set upon by an angry mob, being shot to death in your workplace is pretty horrendous, but most people in our pampered age are terrified of way less. 

Too many people like to be liked, regardless of how superficial it is, and therefore just being labeled a bad word is enough to turn their lives upside down. They don’t want the negative attention, they are the ones who see an old lady get mugged in the street and take a sigh of relief that it didn’t happen to them. I am not saying I am any better, but I don’t deflect, they do. Deflection is their go-to tactic for self-preservation. Psychological deflection is an ego-driven self defence tactic, which in turn leads to a negative perception of our reality. People can be delicate and helpless creatures and through the fear of losing respect, friends, and getting outright canceled (or alt-right canceled if you prefer puns), they will turn the blame and attention onto others. It’s the classic “yeah, but look what they did” attitude. 

Deep down they have opinions and have said things that can cause the outrage of fanatics, and the only way to preserve their safety is to join the mob every time someone else is chosen as a target. This would be similar to the actions of Stalin’s clapping crowds and Kim Jung Un’s sobbing masses. Keep clapping, and make sure you are clapping with bloody enthusiasm. Keep crying, and make sure you wail the loudest. These lot would be more familiar to you by their more common name, The Virtue Signaller. Just like the empty sentiment that was the “Je Suis Charlie” trend, these people will just follow the crowd. These people, one could strongly argue, are the very same regular nice people who would find themselves swept along by the notion that a final solution was ok.

 The double standard about freedom of expression and the right to offend is the most commonly used by the group of people now popularly labeled the “Woke”. Kim R. Holmes was very correct in his analysis of this left-wing ideology, as was demonstrated back in 2017 when another unhinged individual decided to plough his van into pedestrians near the Muslim Welfare House and about a hundred yards from the Finsbury Park Mosque, leading to the death of 1 man and a further 9 injuries. 

The attacker was a man named Darren Osbourne, who had become angered by the documentary Three Girls and the London Bridge attack. Darren was the epitome of the unhinged mosque attacker described by Holmes two years earlier, and many people were very adamant for this incident to be labeled a terrorist attack to defend Muslims, and appear as an ally and not become a potential target. The fact that Osbourne was outraged by the documentary Three Girls makes this incident even more interesting, and also leads to the most significant point about why a dangerous precedent has been set due to the double standard over religious hatred laws. 

Three Girls was a dramatised account of events surrounding The Rochdale child sex abuse ring run by British Pakistani men, which had led to discussions about whether the failure to investigate these men was fulled by the fear of being accused of racial and religious prejudice. These events occurred between 2008 and 2009, but rolling forward to 2020, and this incident is now one of many, with the numbers of victims estimated to be at least 19,000, and all victims of predominantly Muslim men of South West Asian descent. 

What is even sadder about this scandal is that the majority of these victims are from the most vulnerable group in our society, children in care, and the excuse given time and again for this to be aloud to happen was the authorities feared being labeled as bigots. A vocal survivor of one of these grooming gangs, Dr. Ella Hill, stated that victims were predominantly young white girls and that this was motivated by “race and religion”. She said that gang members viewed white girls as “easy meat” because they like to dance and drink alcohol and therefore commit immoral acts that are “worthy of punishment”.

cover art for the BBC 3 mini series Three Girls

 It is perhaps then no surprise that such a culture has been allowed to flourish when you have an ever-growing complacency of bigotry towards Caucasians and ever-growing fear of accusations of bigotry towards the Police. They can accuse certain members of the right, far right, or any white male with an opinion of being “snowflakes” (they do love appropriating slurs) and overly sensitive. Yet these groups don’t have the violent tendencies that more ideological faith based groups have, and therefore they are an easy target. 

Calling out any bigotry, whether real or concocted, towards any minority group in this era isn’t brave. We have come a long way since the murky days of skin heads bashing people in the streets for just having a better tan than them, society in general doesn’t stand for bigotry, and calling it out is as regular as drinking tea. It’s my belief that if white males actually became as dangerous as media and security services would have you believe they are and the bodies started piling up, then most people would keep their mouths shut. Because they are cowards, just like most of us, because most of us wouldn’t even dare show the Charlie Hebdo cartoon. And we have every right to be afraid to do so, as the recent murder of the French middle school teacher Samuel Paty in Paris goes to show that the cartoon is still a “legitimate” reason to kill.

It seems that following the rise of populism which spawned Trump and Brexit, the media became less interested in pumping the masses with the fear of Islam. When Charlie Hebdo got hit, it was clear it could happen to any of them. The fear of the far right, as vague and subjective as that is, was a much easier bogeyman to deal with, and it also served their self interests. Most of the media outlets and powerful institutions didn’t want Brexit or Trump to happen, so attacking them and stirring up fear about the far right was a double win for them. And the Police and security services liked it too, because now they could counter extremism that didn’t exist, and keep the peace by silencing every voice that could be deemed to be bigoted and inciting religious hatred. 

Oddly enough, they defeated the threat from extremism by policing its demands, thus ending the war on terror by silently surrendering and declaring war on the very people it was protecting. And the irony doesn’t even stop there, because every random lunatic like Darren Osbourne has been a product of the fear culture generated by the media, police, and security services. The threat of Islamic extremism didn’t just vanish, it has perhaps just been taking a well earned break and victory lap since 2018.

The paranoia and fear of the far right displayed by Muslims in the UK are completely justified, if a little out of date. The threat of the far right is minimal, but the fear is very real. The muslim community has gone from being the target of paranoid fear mongering news cycles to victims of the new threat that has replaced them, created by the very same media machine. They fear them the same way they once scared non-muslims, and despite the volume of terror attacks across the world since 9/11, the numbers pale in comparison to those of the 1970’s and 80’s, it was a mostly peaceful time (and the pun is somewhat intended, but holds more weight). They needn’t fear the far right bogeyman, and others needn’t fear them, because it’s a very small minority that would actually commit such cowardly acts as killing innocent children at a pop concert, it’s just unfortunate so many people in power have coward to this cowardly minority.

The victims who worked for Charlie Hebdo and Samuel Paty, died because of what they said, drew, or just showed, and being dragged through the court of poor public opinion doesn’t even compare to this consequence. Those who think they believe they are virtuous and just enough to cast stones wouldn’t do so if they thought the consequences of their actions would lead to their mortal demise. They most likely don’t believe in what they say and do enough to die for it, they’re crowd following lightweights who want to be as menacing and powerful as Islamic fundamentalist terrorists, but they lack the strength in their beliefs to go all the way. The terrorists who commit atrocities are cowards, and therefore these shouty extremists, call them SJW’s, woke, post-modernists, or whatever, are pale and more-cowardly imitations. They look up to how Islamic extremists silence their enemies, but they don’t even possess a 16th of their balls, and therefore should never be taken seriously.

mug shots of the Kouachi brothers

The Kouachi brothers are scary extremists

a picture of the hot mess that is modern millennials

These two are not scary

Sadly, it’s us who have become cowards too, and this how these small groups of loud lunatics have been able to grab so much power. Being called a racist is nothing, and responding to such a slur with a defence like “no I’m not” isn’t going to change the hearts of malicious people who throw these accusations around on a seemingly minute by minute basis. A better response is to tell them to shut up, laugh, and follow up with “nice try”. 

Those who choose to silence the things that offend their so-called values and beliefs shouldn’t be empowered by the law or public cowardice, they’re the ones who should be punished. But now here we are, propping them up and rewarding their bad behaviour. 

To allow the voices and actions of cowards to stop us from voicing our opinions is cowardice itself, a student without any clear cut goals or ambitions who doesn’t like a joke you told on Twitter isn’t going to storm your workplace with automatic weapons, and your employer should understand that too. Occasionally you will get the odd nutter who does something vicious, but these people are as rare as a side-splitting German comedian.

The slippery slope caused by hate speech laws, such as the one created in 2005, has lead us to where we are today. Fundamentalist Christians pointing to how their prophet being portrayed in a not-so flattering satirical light when another groups cannot was a point ahead of its time. The double standard that has become a tiresome and consistent habit used mainly by the left has lead to huge divisions across the whole of society. One rule for us, and another rule for them has never been a good idea, and to ignore this is irresponsible. When Charlie Hebdo happened, this was the big turning point, because the following year of 2016 completely flipped the world back to front. 

There are groups and regimes across the globe that find the very thought of homosexuality to be so offensive and morally reprehensible that they will execute those that practice what they naturally feel, let alone censor and ban anything remotely related to it. People can be offended by all kinds of things, and some people in supposedly liberal societies will be offended by something like homosexuality, but they don’t censor or kill people, and nor would they want to. If you want to cause offence for the sake of causing it, then that’s your right, as it was the right of Steward Lee over 15 years ago. 

Just like the BNP rallying side by side with hardline Christians, we now have far left activists rallying side by side with any group that has taken offence. The difference is that The Guardian nor the Daily Mail would be championing someone like Nick Griffin for being oh-so offended, but somehow they have turned 180 and think it’s fine to cheer along political extremists and their tiresome cries of offence. 

Charlie Hebdo is the day extremism won, but that’s only at this point in time, the future can tell a different story. It’s up to all of us to stand up to extremism, call out those who aren’t keeping us safe because they want to score political points, and laugh in the face of the cowardly extremists. And now, at the beginning of 2021, there has never been a better time, because if your biggest fear is being cancelled, then I got news for you. Everything’s been cancelled, even your morning jog, so what the hell have you got to lose exactly?

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50 Cent Gets Cancelled For Tax Purposes

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50 Cent Gets Cancelled for Tax Purposes

When I saw 50 Cent post a picture on Instagram of Joe Biden’s tax plans for selected states, 50’s comments did not surprise me. A huge tax bill of over 60% for the state 50 calls home was never going to be a popular policy for a man who has done everything he can to make sure his money is never taken from him. 50 Cent once declared bankruptcy for the sole purpose of not having to pay any money out to angry adversaries trying to sue him.

Curtis Jackson is a man who doesn’t care about what you think or your feelings, he is a driven self made individual who protects his bag. He’s not going to be keen on any idea that sees the government entitled to more of your money than you are. In the end, no-one really cares as much about personality as they do policy. No-one cares if Gillette are super sound to women, they want to shave their faces without slicing open their chins. So 50 Cent saying he would vote for Trump is unsurprising. But we must also remember that 50 is a tier one troll. 

50 Cent has said countless crazy things, often applying a zero chill approach, this statement related to tax bills is far from his craziest. Regardless of whether his tongue was poking his bullet ridden cheek, the hit pieces came in faster than Michael Johnson on a non-drug testing day.

I happened to see a Facebook post circulated to a hip hop group by Cracker-damus himself, Sean King. Sean had decided that the very day 50 had made such a comment that it was time to expose him. Sean ranted on about a photo of 50 posing with a man who King claimed was the most corrupt NYPD officer of all time, and a friend of 50’s. He went on in detail about the various crimes committed by this officer, finishing with how 50 should essentially be cancelled.

I’ll cut to the chase on this. Sean King had no incentive to let the world know about 50’s so called friend who had committed so many alleged crimes as a Police officer before 50 decided to make a quick statement, that may even be a joke, about voting Trump.

The hit pieces flew out so fast it took my breath away, and virtuous outrage mob of the hip-hop fandom community followed like good little Maoist hate mobs in attacking 50. This almost throw away comment, much like many of Trumps comments that were used as so called proof of his bigotry, was enough to lead to all out character assassination.

The left side of the aisle are very much the same as deranged Jihadis, once you leave you are an apostate who must be terminated. 50 Cent has a long history of endorsing corporate whore politicians, much like many other rick celebrities, but they were on team “good” so that was acceptable. Ice Cube just said he went with the political party who came with the best offer, which is what a good business decision is usually based on, but that was not OK, he was a traitor to The Cathedral and is now Benedict Arnold once again. It’s astonishing how fast they act to destroy people, and if there was ever a more blatant example of just how vile they are, this is surely the one. 

Not only does it expose their disgust for free thinking and wanting leverage, it also reveals it to a community synonymous with the black community. The hip-hop world was built on the underdog spirit and always had choice words for those who wanted to silence them.

From 2 Live Crew to NWA to 2Pac to Eminem, they establishment has done everything it can to silence and censor the art form. Now you have two very successful artists who have transcended being just rappers to media and business moguls, who have endured attacks from not just people in their musical and living communities, but also from the mainstream press and politicians, under attack from the whole left wing establishment.

Two artists who have donated and campaigned for this Cathedral and been embraced by all those who keep it in power. And yet, with a single Tweet or Instagram post, they are now to be cancelled. This may be a pinnacle moment where that hip-hop community sees how it all really works, and that community is at forefront of culture.

This could be a monumental event that shifts the entire political spectrum, because once that community see the left aisle for what it really is, their influence may just spread the message, and you might just see a very different mindset by 2024. 

Or maybe not. That’s what should happen, but whether it does, who knows. But what is clear is that two men who have faced cancellation from all sides for decades, who have overcome every attack imaginable to keep on an upward path to glory, may find themselves meeting their match. Irv Gotti did all he could to prevent 50 from getting a foot in the door, the gunmen who shot him 9 times almost stopped him from breathing and lost him a record deal, and others tried all they could to label 50 a snitch, but he survived it.

But 50 lives in the mainstream realm now, he has TV shows, TV deals, movie deals, book deals, product endorsements, and 50 has never had to properly face the full brunt of the NPC media and their henchmen. Looking back at every troll and aggressive move 50 has made over the years may make him seem like he can’t be cancelled, but they have never had a reason to drag all up to the kangaroo court of bad public opinion before. He’s got enough dirt to have a monumental public shaming, and regardless of whether Starz know exactly who they are doing business with, once the court of public opinion makes it’s demands, we may see 50 getting cancelled left right and centre. 

9 bullets couldn’t kill him, but suggesting he’d vote for Trump because he prefers his tax policies just might.


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The Big Ideas of Politicians Should Be Reserved for Instagram Influencers

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The Big Ideas of Politicians Should Be Reserved for Instagram Influencers

The Big Ideas of Politicians Should Be Reserved for Instagram Influencers

The Big Ideas of Politicians Should Be Reserved for Instagram Influencers

It is has become increasingly obvious to me that those who inform us, tell us what to do, and enforce policies are actually people who have no expertise.

Idealistic dream-weavers have taken positions that ought to be occupied by experts and pragmatists, people who study in the fields that dictate what should be done, people who can objectively make decisions and plan out the best methods to solves our problems. But instead of facts, we get feelings and aspiration memes, politicians, media personalities, and activists spew out drivel on a daily basis that should be on a vacuous Instagram influencers post feed, not written down by bureaucrats and enforced as policy that shapes our lives.

Instead of looking into the very real complexities of life, they choose to use a sequence of words and catch phrases that have about as much depth as a pool of tears left behind by a crocodile. When confronted with the task of solving the economic disparities of particular groups, they don’t bother to examine the abundance of contributing factors that cause the issue, no, instead they prefer to pick out a simple abstract cause, such as “racism” or “sexism”, and tell the people they will make policies that will eradicate these things. But racism and sexism, like many different bigotries, are way too abstract to be tackled.

When confronted with the task of lifting people out of poverty, instead of examining the various factors that lead people into abject poverty, they decide it’s much easier to just give people money, because they seem to think the supply of cash is infinite, and that it must grow on some tree somewhere, but they have never seen this tree, but they heard it exists so many times that they convinced themselves it’s real. We have people making decisions about economics who have no understanding of its basics, we have people making decisions about strategies to combat pandemics that have no clear understanding of virology, or even simple logistics.

These are the people with power. If these people worked for a business that provides the world with product innovation, we would find ourselves owning iPhones that have cerated edges that cut your fingers every time you reach into your pocket or handbag. These phones would also have a battery twice the size of the device that commonly oozes acid because the designer couldn’t be bothered to create more than one idea in his twelve second brain storming session.

These people are making decisions that affect every aspect of your daily life, there is so much regulation and policy inspired by abstraction from low-IQ dreamers that I am surprised the whole system of society has not spontaneously set on fire yet. It really is time we told the government to keep its nose out of most things, because politics will never attract greatness, it just attracts people who want to be liked and have idealistic and simplistic perceptions of a complex world. They are managers, they should just manage.

The best talent a politician has is to read what the people feel and repeat it back to them with a catchy slogan, there is little else they are equipped to do. A politician would be a better game show host or wedding party MC than they would an NLP practitioner or financial analyst, this is why the Obamas are producing documentaries and Tony Blair goes around talking to rooms of people, they could never be trusted to do something innovative or complicated.


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Celebrity Endorsements of Politicians Should Be Ignored

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What good are celebrity endorsements? They’re very good. Celebrities can dictate fashion and culture. No right-minded thug in the hood would drink Alize from just looking at the bottle or even from tasting it’s in your face sickly-sweet fruit assault. But Tupac drank Alize, and suddenly real manly men were necking alcoholic beverages that were best suited to 14 year old white girls crying on a park swing at 2am.

It’s amazing what they can do. However you may notice celebrities don’t often endorse, not are they asked to endorse, things like chemotherapy treatments, missile logistic software, or innovations in mineral extraction. That’s because these are complicated things, and celebrities, like many modern politicians, cannot process complicated things.

Celebrities prefer to be admired and gushed over, like notorious serial killers on death row who receive thousands of love letters from women who have truly given up on pursuing the non-existent Mr Perfect that their silly childhood books said exist. And there’s nothing better than receiving praise for doing nothing, this is the coolest hustle in history.

A celebrity can stand in front of a crowd and declare that they stand against racism, and the crowd will cheer. The celebrity will tell their adoring fandom that this is in fact a very brave thing to do, and the crowd agree, even though the concept of racism is almost unanimously denounced by the entire western world, and denouncing it is about as radical as a white girl wiping mayonnaise from her lip with a beige handkerchief in an egg shell white room; they still insist they are stunning and brave.

A celebrity endorsing a political party that is endorsed by 90% of the entertainment industry is as startling as Candace Owens denouncing abortion at a pro-life convention, you’re not going to raise too many eyebrows and your mansion will not be fire bombed by Rob Reiner.

Celebrity endorsements aren’t worth shit to intelligence, but are great for shallow one stop thinkers. Taylor Swift could endorse a eugenics program and thousands of little girls across the globe would get tattoos of Margaret Sanger on their recently cosmetically enlarged behinds (inspired by Kim K and the Cuties PR team). Dave Chappelle once joked about “somebody get Ja Rule on the phone so he can make sense of all this”, well sorry Dave, this is 2020 and Ja Rule is consulting an inner city commission on tax credits funded by the DNC.

I blame Tony Blair, because before he decided to invite Bono to the Northern Ireland peace talks, we had almost won the war on nonsense.
Thing about politics is it’s best left to people who understand stuff, and celebrities, especially musicians, ought to just do what they do, make music and sleep with fans. I’m about as interested in hearing who Future thinks you should vote for as I am hearing a Mike Pence DJ set at Sidewinder, stick to your lanes please.


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